||[Mar. 10th, 2008|03:11 pm]
I'm not shy, I just don't like you very much
I did something dirty on the weekend.|
There's this jerk i really hate, so we invited him to a party at the weekend.
I fooled him into drinking my piss, making him think it was a beer. He said he didn't want anymore because it didn't taste right. He then went upstairs to take a piss. Whilst up there I poured the piss into his cider & HE DRUNK IT ALL!!! Mwahaha. I tried to jerk off in the beer & piss before he arrived but i was so drunk i couldn't cum lol.
What makes it all worse is that he drunk from the bottle to try it...
what i haven't mentioned yet is that the bottle top had been stuck up my ass 3mins before he had arrived.
No, I don't just go round sticking bottles up my ass for the hell of it. I just did it so he could taste my insides. It didn't smell too good, but he still drunk from it.
Ended up in us chasing him down the street shitting himself that we were gonna beat him up.
What's more, I got his manager at the local shop to have a word with him about his little problem, you see... he smells of old BO, it's gross. It's like he never washes his clothes. Not very nice when you're forced to approach him to purchase goods.
What's even more, the shop will be receiving complaint on complaint about him until he gets his ass fired.
Yes, I'm cruel, but only to those that deserve it.
This one deserves what he got. He shouldn't bullshit to me.